Dear Uncle Jord,

I had so much fun playing with you at the mall yesterday!

Thanks for taking me to all the stores and carrying me around.

Unfortunately

while we were hanging out I

overheard

that you are not appreciative of my mullet,

which caused me to give you the "look"...

I have since decided to

forgo my mullet

and have requested my mommy and daddy

remove the only long hair that I have.

hope you like my new hair-do hope to see you soon.

Love, Boston